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And look at these #clouds showing off.

And look at these #clouds showing off.

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More #sunset porn. I’m in the sunset fandom.

More #sunset porn. I’m in the sunset fandom.

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My stomach has been in knots for days.

There is so much going on. It’s all great stuff, thrilling and wonderful and awesome stuff. But it’s a lot. Some of it I don’t want to talk about yet because it’s still up in the air. Other stuff y’all already know about- like the fact that my last day in the clinic is tomorrow, and after that I am a full-time self-employed adult ladyperson. Which is insane.

And other stuff is working itself out and hopefully I can talk about it soon. But yeah. Major life stuff, guys. Major.

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My autocorrect keeps changing “tight” to “right” even when I type it correctly and I never notice until it’s too late. So consequently I keep accidentally texting Ryan “sleep right, babe.”

Which makes me sound like a total creep.

I FINALLY finished Outlander and geez was it a slog. 3/10 stars, would not recommend unless you’re into wife beating, weird forceful sex being played as liberating, and 640 pages of unnecessary verbiage. I spent half my time looking up words that I could roughly understand from context clues but wanted to verify. And every single time I was like “why didn’t you just say ‘restless?’” or whatever. Anyway, by the 600th page or so I was OVER. IT.

Also, I mainly hung around because I was super intrigued by a plot point involving another woman about a third through the novel. I was like “finally, maybe this thing will actually pass the Bechdel Test.” Then after another 200 some-odd pages she was unceremoniously killed without ever resolving her storyline. That about drove me to throw my Kindle at the wall. I don’t care if her story is revisited in the sequels, because I shan’t be reading any of them.

I expect I’ll keep up with the TV show, though, but purely for the scenery porn. Scotland is my motherland after all.

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My husband’s autocorrect changed “board” to “hoard” when he said he was getting on the plan and I was like “Wow, hoarding planes? Sounds expensive!”

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There’s this little family run donut shop here in my small town. Donuts are like 70 cents each and made fresh all day- probably the best donuts I’ve ever eaten. It’s a rare treat but I go there sometimes when I’m in the mood. I can never pick just one or two so I usually buy at least a half dozen even when it’s just for me. Like this morning I got a bear claw, a devil’s food, a maple glazed, a regular glazed, a blueberry, and a cinnamon sugar twist. I almost bought an apple fritter because they are seriously the best ever but I controlled myself.

I rationalize this sort of ridiculous purchase by saying that I’m supporting a family business. And since a lot of sugar in the morning makes me barf, I usually only end up eating a few bites out of each donut. But I like the variety, and it costs 5 bucks.

And coming home with a big box of donuts just for myself feels like a super luxurious and slightly debauched thing to do. I love it.

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capeofwonders:

i will will never not reblog this


YESSSSSSSSSSS

!!!!!!

byanymeansnecessary:

capeofwonders:

i will will never not reblog this

YESSSSSSSSSSS

!!!!!!

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brandicarlilegroupey:

Someone’s excited to be seeing Elton John tonight!…

Nooooooooooooooooooo

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