September 2012
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“Some days you will feel dirty.
Some weeks,
you’ll remember just how hard it is...”
– Sierra Demulder - Paper Dolls (via barefootwhaleriderr)
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I forgot to tell you guys.
My mom and I were talking this morning about how we can’t put a finger on why Paul Ryan is so creepy-looking. I said he had rapey eyes, and my mom said he kind of looks fake or doll-like, and then I figured it out.
He looks like a marionette, y’all! And he kind of is one, in that the Republican party is completely in control of him.
August 2012
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I don’t care if there’s nothing on TV except Storage Wars episodes I’ve already seen twice, a M.A.S.H. marathon, and reruns of Three and a Half Men, I will NEVER watch Tosh.O.
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You guys, I think I've figured it out.
Not all Republicans are explicitly bad people. Not at all. They don’t all hate women or gay people or immigrants. They don’t WANT people to die from treatable diseases. They are just people who admit that they care more about money than they do about any of those other things. Because those things don’t affect them, and I guess they just can’t be bothered to care.
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“Add it up, it all spells ‘duh’”: the language of... →
This is one of the best things I have ever seen.
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I love Tumblr. I don't have to watch the RNC.
Because all of you shitasses are liveblogging it, with bonus gifs:
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Ryan's 35th birthday is this weekend.
Yes, we are old. Well, he’s old. I won’t be 30 till January (side note: oh my god I’m gonna be 30.)
We’re having his party at the bowling alley like we do every year (there ain’t much to do in our town, and there are lots of kids in his family.) You’re only allowed to bring dessert because they want you to buy their crappy concession stand food, but this is...
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Is it just me
or are pretty much all Libertarians white dudes who think they are smarter than everyone else?
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You know,
I don’t know if I’ll ever finish it, and if I do finish it I don’t know if I’ll ever publish it, but right at the moment I am having so much fun writing my book. It just makes me really happy.
(And I think it’s pretty good, too.)
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Soma is having their Panty Raid Sale again- 7 pairs for $35 (they are normally $14-18 each.) This is my kypronite.
www.soma.com
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Pinterest has the dumbest workout tips.
And they’re just all thrown in there with everything else, so one minute I’m looking at homemade granola bars and then WHAM, thinspo.
I just read one “tip” that says: CrossFit out of the box! Run 1/2 mile, do 10 pushups, 20 squats, 30 sit-ups.
Okay, I guess that’s not so bad, but then it said:
Repeat SIX TIMES.
Pinterest, you are drunk.
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I've only just started reading Game of Thrones
and I can already tell this is going to be me for the duration:
“I do not believe that just because you’re opposed to abortion, that that makes...”
– Sister Joan Chittister, Catholic Nun (via timehasflewn)
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Well, I guess you jerks have finally convinced me to read Game of Thrones. I will blame each of you personally for my eventual and irreparable heartbreak.
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Who Is The Smallest Government Spender Since... →
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Snoop Says Hip Hop is Ready For A Gay Rapper |... →
Legendary rapper Snoop Dogg said it’s time that the music world had an openly gay rapper.
“People are learning how to live and get along more, and accept people for who they are and not bash them or hurt them because they’re different,” he said to the Associated Press.
The statement came on the heels of rising R&B star Frank Ocean,who released a blog post about the...
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“Compassion hurts. When you feel connected to everything, you also feel...”
– Andrew Boyd (via nothingmorecertain)
I didn’t read this before I wrote that post about depression, but this is pretty close to what I feel like, I guess.
(via minou)
Friendly reminder that the Republican nominee for president believes in magical underpants.
“Our culture has accepted two huge lies. The first is that if you disagree with...”
– Rick Warren (via larmoyante)
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In my last session a 7 year old boy asked me to take my clothes off, so that he could look at my “whole body.”
That was a really uncomfortable conversation.
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Oh, I see we’ve moved into the EAT EVERYTHING stage of this menstrual cycle.
wyveraryborealis:
Y’all know that Fox News can’t be on television in Canada because it’s against the law here to call things news if they aren’t factual, right? They tried to get an affiliate here and it was blocked because they are making shit up.
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I'm too bitchy for Facebook today.
Hardcore judging everyone.
You! You just misused the word “nonplussed.” It means the opposite of what you think it means.
Hey, dude, you just “liked” the page “R.I.P. Bill Cosby” and he’s not dead! Learn how to Google! I hate you.
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And the next man to insinuate that I am being irrational, or to tell me I need to calm down is going to get his dick punched off.
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It scares me how often I think of physical violence these days.
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@lorettalove and magiccitydrunk
I thought of y’all! I’m here doing family stuff this weekend but I come down a lot, so next time I demand Tumblr-friend time!
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Former GOP (then independent) governor Charlie... →
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Hahahahah
Facebook just suggested I join a group called “We Only Have One Race- the Human Race.”
Yeah no. I’m not interested in your white hipster denial. Racism exists, and you’re perpetuating it by acting like there isn’t a problem.
